My thoughts on ALIEN VS. PREDATOR.

[Dajistano]

I'm so pissed off and disappointed about many things right now, I'm not going to write a whole review. There are no spoilers here unless otherwise noted.

<u>I'll just say a few things.</u>

1. Thank you very ****ing much, Mr. Anderson.

2. When you say you're a huge Alien/Predator fan, don't bastardize the two creatures. (More on this later on)

3. Don't try to copy certain aspects of Alien and Aliens unless you're certain you can achieve them... Anderson failed miserably in this case.

4. I'm EXTREMELY glad I used the free movie ticket I got when I bought the Predator SE DVD. (At least something good came from today)

Some minor spoilers below.


<u>Some absolutely pathetic/laughable/cheesy/annoying aspects of AvP:</u>

1. Lex and the Scar Predator are seen running away SIDE BY SIDE in slow motion just before and during explosions. *shudders*

2. When you try to get a friendship between a human and a Predator going, unless it is done perfectly, it also fails miserably. (As in this case)

3. The Alien Queen went from the powerful, lumbering beast we saw in Aliens to a fucking agile acrobat that I couldn't find nearly as scary nor threatening as I did in Aliens.

4. I think the only lights available on the set during the filming of AvP were the flashlights the actors had. I couldn't make out shit during most of the film, especially the fight scenes.

Uggh... if I think of anymore, I'll post them.

EDIT: Oh! I did!

5. The accents on the actors were unnecessarily heavy. Almost to the point of provocation.

6. The Predators looked absolutely horrific without their masks. WAY too many teeth.

7. Certain violent scenes were somewhat surprising for a PG13 rating.

8. The Predators definitely did not look as convincing as they did in their earlier films. They definitely had a fake feeling with them.
This wasn't as bad on the Aliens.

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ August 13, 2004 07:50 PM: Message edited by: Dajistano ]</font>

[chaserfan]

that bad eh?

[Dajistano]

I find BENSIN's review quite accurate:

http://board.spawn.com/forums/showthread.php?t=46858

[Spore]

See... this is exactly what I expected to hear.

Anyone who went in thinking it would be better spends too much time in their basement surfing for porn and listening to grunge music. [img]wink.gif[/img]

I blame every fanboy out there for begging for this film to happen... no one to blame but yerselves.

My poor Aliens got tainted with Pred ickyness...

[thor16]

Looks like I'll wait for rental... maybe not even then.

[-megalithanod]

That WalMart $5.50 bin of movies is looking more and more like a reality, isn't it? [img]wink.gif[/img]

[0193081]

I guess you love it or you hate it. I thought it was great and was thoroughly impressed.

If you're one of those tight-asses who can't handle something different than your precious original movies, you're going to hate it.

However, if you're the kind of person who isn't looking for the exact same stuff shoved down your throat in a different context, you'll like it.

[0193081]

Oh, and see it for yourself. Don't let people who hated it sway your judgement before you can judge it for yourself.

[Spore]

What I find is that sequels/spin-offs focus too much on the creature(s) and expect it to carry the film... it's all about stupid formulas for quick cash and empty hype.

The fault doesn't lie completely with Hollywood though... fans have no idea what makes a good movie. They want to see more creature and less talk without realizing it's the elusiveness that draws them in and the character developement that holds them.

A prime example is Alien3... the best story of them all... the best shot... the best directed... the most hated by fans. My favourite.

[0193081]

Well, AvP certainly didn't rely on the creatures. I've heard people complain that it was too focused on the humans.

Suprisingly, the story really is good, and it definately doesn't rely on the creatures to carry it.

There isn't a whole lot of suspensful waiting for the creatures to show up, but I thought it was handled very well.